Top secret dumb random quotes

To err is human, to forgive, divine.
Don't take life too seriously because you can't come out of it alive.
Life sucks and then you die.
Life is the art of drawing, without an eraser.
If you want something done, do it yourself.
There is no one I can not teach something to, there is no one I can not learn something from.
For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness that you can never get back.
If it ain't free, it ain't me.
Our problems are man made, therefore they can be solved by man.

mine: Life is hilariously cruel.
Life is good.